Moist Boy (2018)

by Moist Boy

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released June 27, 2018

Recorded all by our damn selves in Space 63, Wamsutta Mills, NB MA
Mixed and Mastered by Clinton "Clean Tone" Lisboa.
Album art by Max Van Dyck.

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Track Name: Pig Sty
You've got a lovely home.
So nice and clean.
Well I bet living here
must be like a dream.

It not like that in my house.
There's a layer of dirt on everything
and tons of food and garbage
stacked from floor to ceiling.

"What a pig sty!"
*shrugs* Well its just home to me.
"How could you live here???"
I must be a pig.

I can't believe this place!
It's so pristine.
It's just like living in
a goddam magazine.

It ain't like that in my house.
There's clothing draped on all the surfaces
and tons of VHS tapes
stacked from floor to ceiling.

"What a pig sty!"
*shrugs* Well its just home to me.
"How could you live here???"
I must be a pig.

"A FUCKING PIG STY!"
*shrugs* Well its just home to me.
"How could you live here???"
I must be a fucking pig.
Track Name: The Way
Tell me again about that tour
with your coldwave band
that got you tons and tons of likes
on your super edgy Instagram.

No, please go on about that time
when your favorite zine
asked you if they could run a spread
all about your contributions to the scene.

Oh, I get it.
You're just cool as shit
and I'm just some
fucking idiot.

Glad we got that out of
the way.
Track Name: I Hate My Racist Dad
He thought that he could raise me right.
He never thought that I would feel ashamed of being white.
He taught me all about the plan
devised in secret to eradicate the Aryan.

What a total
fucking idiot.

I hate
my racist dad.
I feel like I've been cursed.
Oh yeah.
I hate
my racist dad.
He's just the fucking worst.

Just wait until you hear his views
about minorities, illegal aliens, and Jews.
He might as well wear a brown suit.
Goosestep around the house with right hand raised in a salute

Of
a total
fucking fantasy.

I hate
my racist dad.
He's such a piece of work.
Oh yeah.
I hate
my racist dad.
He's just a fucking jerk.
Track Name: Big Boy
Sometimes at night when I lay down my baby head
I have these visions where I'm a big boy instead
and every time I make a vow
to become that big boy somehow.

I'll choose my bedtime and I'll choose when I wake up.
I'll drink out of a glass and not a sippy cup.
Oh why wont someone show me how
to become that big boy right now?

No more back seat!
I'm the driver!
Who's a big boy now?
No more shitting
in a diaper!
Who's a big boy now?

Out on the playground I win every single fight.
A different classmate will sleep over every night.
And all those adults will say "Wow!
He's really such a big boy now."

No more mashed foods!
Only solids!
Who's a big boy now?
No more hangin'
with the young kids!
Who's a big boy now?

Who's a big boy now?

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